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Lira Daedub, 1st Pilot: And one poorly clothed bugger if you ask me. What's with the straight lines, the patches? Looks like a chessboard with acne.
KV: Dubs, don't...
V-14 Subroutine: EXCELLENT QUESTION, STUD-LINK PILOT!
KV: All hells...
V-14: THE RIGHTEOUS "NEW HORIZON" JOINT CETHETA INITIATIVE WENT SIDEWAYS SOME TIME AFTER THE SEVERANCE. THE PERIOD MADE IT DANGEROUS TO CIVILIAN TERRAFORMERS PLANETSIDE, SO THE TEAMS HAVE BEEN WITHDRAWN BEFORE ALL THE BARRELS POINTED AT ONE ANOTHER--<recorded explosion noises>
KV: Why is he in tour guide mode?? Where the <explicit> is the volume gauge!?
-- AFTER ASHEN ACCORDS LED TO CONFLICT BECOMING AN EVERYDAY REALITY ON CETHETA, TERRAFORMING HAS BEEN RESUMED. IT BECAME BUT ONE MORE MEANS OF MARKING THE GLORIOUS PROGRESS OF MIGHTY CHILDREN OF THE ALL-FATHER... AND, OF COURSE, <coughing sound> OCCASIONALLY THAT OF ARMADAN HEATHENS. THhe main...........
KV: There. Guide mode. Really? I hope you enjoyed yourself, this shart is going straight to the overwrite.
LD: Yeah I did. I love when he calls me a stud! Besides, it was in fact not that boring this time. It all makes sense now. I'm not going to lie, the planet looks like momma and papa had a drastically different outlook on house decor and no one backed down.
KV: No... they didn't. They absolutely didn't, so cut this jolly haha time and keep your eyes on the consoles, we aren't exactly approaching from the peaceful side.
LD: ...For Horizon's sake, Kai! Would it have killed you to give me a courtesy of a heads up, preferably sometime before we began entering the atmosphere?
KV: Don't bark at me, woman. You fly better when stressed. Besides, there is no real peaceful side to approach Cetheta, even Rook gave up by now.
Rook: <shakes head>
KV: See? Just do your magic and we will strap in.